Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He made it out, but a single person died. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.
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"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me." The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.īut in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." I always say the same things over and over!" On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
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